Warrior Midlife Crisis _ World of Warcraft Classic

 

Door open and five four now oh [ __ ] bastard [ __ ] scum scum [ __ ] let me in let me in so you're probably wondering how I got into this situation the last time our hero fought bravely, to overcome hard dangers and hard times as i finished black fathom deep sin ashenvale and flew into the distance. So how did I end up storming Scarlet Monastery, a dungeon well above my pay grade, and wielding an extremely powerful weapon with a group of gnomes I hold a lifelong grudge against whom? A series of events that I will explain later ended with him shedding all his armor so sit down and enjoy a normal day in World of Warcraft and then the Fire Nation attacked [Music] I want you to know that i have been through many dangers bring you this video death monday has finally come so close as they once again legally decended my apartment i admit it was my fault for not putting an ax in that milk years ago would have chopped in half but no use crying over spilledmil which is important focuses on what when and where i traveled from

Starkwood of this evil we use the formation which is an American football called dirty gremlin. We split into four tree directions from where the road was last seen, and all serve as bait when the kid, in need of a proper father figure, can neither retain his misplaced feelings any longer, he strikes, as I expect would have. I was delighted and tasted really sweet sense of victory is on the line he killed me and signed off and then I did something despicable after I hit level 30 in various ways that I'm not required by law to disclose to you for anything, what you've seen gives you access to your warrior quests at level 30 which upon completion gives you access to the berserker stance and the world wind X. It's impossible to take on these quests at level 30, that's where the guild comes in . You see, warriors suck at leveling so [ __ ] that they almost default to the best scaling class in the game. That's pretty unassuming If you think about it, here's my calculation, as warriors are in high demand due to lackluster experience, and guilds are often keen on helping their warriors advance to a point where they can raid. This is where the trick mentioned above comes into play. I've joined a guild and convinced this poor soul to help me through the entire quest chain of my warriors, which takes a few steps. First we have a stern conversation with our warrior class trainer, who tells us that we have to travel quickly to an island far away, the largest world PvP [ __ ] in the game, which both thematically and geographically almost completely resembles Vietnam, one of the actual inspirations behind that rumble in the jungle o Our goal is to make it a Booty Bay on the southern tip, where we not only take a flight route, but also take a boat to the Merchant Coast in the Barrens. I was scared of all the Horde players and focused so much on avoiding them that I died to the mother with a few minor incidents along the way

How I managed to claw my way into the jungle to walk to Booty Bay compared to what my friends and everyone in this game was

Cheering this area up to just be a kill zone, the horde players were actually surprisingly nice to only let a low level player through. I'll remember that for sure and I'll be nice to those Horde players once I hit level 60 and come back to this jungle with a hundred men armed to the teeth, but I digress

If I had jumped off the boat in time now, I would have been right next to the island. Instead, I was mountaineering for 15 minutes before I knew it

I went in the wrong direction so I figured out that there is a fatigue system in the game that allows you to summon up absolutely all your energy and drown, and while Warcraft has taught you something new every day, I'm finally getting the hang of it Go to the island and talk to Klinik McClay about a reference to the musician who wants me to kill Big Will, which is actually also a reference to the musician Big Will. After doing this man's dirty work, we learn about berserker stains and begin the difficult part of the quest that takes us as far as Hills branded food A spiral goes through the Alltrack mountains and talk to Bathra the wind watcher who gives us the WoW

Class quest, which is equivalent to 40 shots of tequila at once, we must bring him eight Life Route 30 Blood Scalp Tusks and an Essence of Exile. The Lifer is pretty cheap but will bankrupt our economy for the essence you see so you need eight Cresting Burning and Thundering spells, something I could spend a week grinding or just buying from the auction house, after being scammed by various Chinese auction house BOTS. I made my way to Stranglethorn Vale to meet up

With the man who spent hours of his life helping a new guild member, getting these Bloodscalp Tusks is now incredibly rewarding and there I am

means agonizingly slow unreasonably contradictory and overall an unforgiving experience without any satisfaction we have to kill trolls until I have 30 tusks. It's not uncommon to kill ten without getting a single drop. There's an area where a lot of trolls spawn, but we got killed there 5 times in a row and decided it shouldn't be [ __ ], leaving us an opportunity to farm that much crappy part. It felt like the good area but sugar free, like the discounted experience for the losers who couldn't hack it was tusk farming and I wasn't having fun in the jungle there's no mercy you kill people to kill their mob steal, you kill people to layer them, in fact you kill people just because you can [ __ ], it's not like you have anything better to do while I waited several minutes for the trolls to spawn. I started growing these tusks at 1:30 am and it took me a solid two hours to have 30. By this point my husband had been actively helping me for almost four hours as we then drove back to the Altar AK mountains to complete the final part of the quest after Bad Ron brewed a potent brew we performed the summoning ritual, after Cyclone Ian kills us instantly, it wasn't even close, we definitely needed help. I checked my friends list and the only person online was Larry Six, the infamous Gnome of Destiny. I swallowed my pride and asked for his help. He committed, and with the help of some people from my guild we finally managed to bring down Cyclone Ian the proud owner of the world Windex a weapon so goddamn good for my level it should be illegal, we are at level 30 after getting the axe. I have told my guild it was a pleasure doing business with them and left the guild immediately The Darkness just texted me, Larry and I have agreed to meet up another time

settle our differences and it was at this very moment that I started rising to glory you see I checked my mailbox abortion sent us a letter titled God milk

containing 235 glasses of milk he also included a second package with five pounds of flesh troll sweat mystery meat and vision dust you know what to do with these [ __ ] send us 69 silver to compensate for what he did in dead minds this letter was titled mental disability here's to gold for the trouble you poor rascal huckster says use these to bea mages and sends me to free action potions and to swiftness potions these will come in very handy diarrhea says wear a shirt you filth I humbly accepted my new garments mind if I put my sweet neck turn in your moist cornbread please don't message me again Andrew Rick makes a generous contribution to the crusade these 10 gold will be spent very well I'm gonna invest them in Goblin rocket boots that might blow up and getting drunk with presumably women speaking of presumably women I got a promiscuous letter from big-titty GF who sent me some of her homemade cheese I told her it was

disgusting and sent it back and now it was time for a dungeon not the one from the intro we'll get to that but rather it was time to bludgeon our new acts on gnome rag on the only dungeon in the game were almost every single enemy is a gnome a dungeon I chose for no particular reason starting time 1:00

at the. catchphrase Hume we go again if God is real amen just kidding this run was a disservice to human intelligence and probably the biggest fiasco of encountered during my hundred plus hours in Azeroth it's honestly impressive that this many things could go wrong at the same time check it out right I couldn't get the first key card to drop probably because of a bug but possibly due to unfathomable bad luck so no quest XP for me later we survived an ambush after which blast master short fuse sets off an explosion and closes the entrance to the tunnel somehow I managed to walk through the rubble just at

The moment before the invisible wall was erected and I stood completely softly imprisoned, I couldn't remove Hearthstone nor get my health down to zero, if it wasn't for the Warlock summoning portal I would have had to start a new life as a cave dweller in ours entire group then misses the second punch card and a warrior needs a ring with spirit and stamina. This caused Traktor, our mage, to have a nervous breakdown while I was concentrating on the chat. I managed to attack a group of mobs. My comrades stand still and watch me die. I call Traktor a Redditor, he's leaving the party, and I managed to get exactly 11 of 12 essential artifacts before having to give up considering literally everything went wrong. I thought I couldn't possibly get any worse I find a new group and start over this jump was perfect by the way and intentionally a gnome rag on an American unknown rain whatever a fighter is a stale experience with a bit of charm, it's not as badly designed as stockades, but there's nothing extraordinary either, so let's put all the boring stuff behind [ __ ] 5:00 am, we swiped to these arcane nullifiers and it does Sorry, experienced Blizzard's patented gruesome Walk to your corpse gameplay, we take a calculated leap that puts us just an inch from losing our lives I'll be separated after reconnecting to the Blizzard multiplayer experience

Brain when you're at the end of an infamous wow session until the sun comes up after getting fed up with dungeon grinding I decided to go on an adventure as I'm the type of person who would rather spend three hours of their life When Google launched the next suitable zone for my character, I started at Hills Brad Foothills, walked through a silver pine forest and found a giant purple ball in Dalaran. I met this undead priest who danced with me and licked me, after earning his trust I led him to a far away cave and [ __ ] I killed him. I was swimming across Lord Aamir Lake and met this old couple living in a house. I found out the hard way that they didn't take kindly to strangers when I finally got away from them as an assassin disguised and killed myself in cold blood and then did it all again in Wisp form, after which I entered Horde territory , and since Terrace Fog Glades apparently weren't scary enough I decided to venture into the Undertown, I quickly changed my mind, now here's where my exploration didn't take an unexpected turn either. I first saw a Zeppelin when he was by Filled to the brim with Horde players and headed for an unknown fate, I knew immediately I had to board the Death Warden

Negotiate with him but I quickly found he had all the leverage as he inevitably tried to stab me. I jumped out of the zeppelin. I survived the fall, only to be hit by a small army of horde players, all of whom can see the big red arrow above my head. I suppose what happened next was to be expected. I had enough of this [ __ ] and took the Hearthstone home, flew to Theramore Isle and ran through Dustswallow Swamp with only a handful dead. I wandered my way through the Barrens and made It's 2,000 Needles, so my gnome friend here is just a swipe away from dying naturally. I'm doing everything in my power to save him from this cruel sheep, which to my great surprise turned out to be an enchanted orc It took me three hours now and

Aim Now in One Piece If nearly every dungeon leading up to it was a full blown [ __ ], this was a well-oiled machine in the symbiotic magnum opus that showcased teamwork and synergy. __ ] Nice sight before that, if I caught a few mobs I was the bastard that [ __ ] was considered a waste of time until now anything under 10 mobs. I had to throw in the towel and admit that I'm having a good time Time here is this [ __ ] gameplay Larry even drank as a noggin fodder which made him even smaller and frankly I respect a man before him